• 1. Prelude 0:45
• 2. All Nereids Beware 4:22
• 3. One Day Women Will All Become Monsters 3:34
• 4. Expired in Goreville 2:46
• 5. Baby, You Wouldn't Last a Minute on the Creek 4:40
• 6. The Words 'Best Friend' Become Redefined 3:32
• 7. Interlude Pt 1 1:00
• 8. There's No Penguins in Alaska 4:29
• 9. Interlude Pt 2 1:17
• 10. We're Gonna Have Us a Champagne Jam 4:18
• 11. No Hardcore Dancing in the Living Room 5:14
• 12. Who's Sadie Jenkins 1:59
• 13. To Trixie and Reptile, Thanks for Everything 4:07
• 14. Baby, You Wouldn't Last a Minute on the Creek 4:40
• 15. Queen of Diamonds (live demo) 2:17
• 16. Lindsay Quit Lollygagging 3:57
• 17. There's No Penguins in Alaska 4:29
• 18. Baby, You Wouldn't Last a Minute on the Creek 4:40
• 19. The Words 'Best Friend' Become Redefined 3:32
• 20. All Nereids Beware 4:22
• 21. To Trixie and Reptile, Thanks For Everything (Acoustic) 0:00
• 22. On Tour With Chiodos 0:00
• 23. Recording 'Lindsay Quit Lollygagging' 0:00
• 24. Baby, You Wouldn't Last a Minute on the Creek 4:40

Tracklisting from Last.fm