• 1. Fur Beach 0:38
• 2. Jones From Indiana 1:05
• 3. I Slept With The Daughters And All I Got Was This Lousy Song Written About Me 1:11
• 4. And Then the C.H.U.D.S Came 1:25
• 5. Mike Morowitz, The Fantasy Fuck 0:34
• 6. Nurse, Would You Please Prep the Patient for Sexual Doctor 1:20
• 7. I Don't Give A Shit About Wood, I'm Not A Chemist 1:18
• 8. Pants, Meet Shit 0:52
• 9. Damn Those Blood Suckers and Their Good Qualities 0:55
• 10. The Ghost With The Most 1:54

Tracklisting from Last.fm