• 1. The Earth Vs. Dick Delicious 1:18
• 2. Viagrivated Assault 4:16
• 3. A Message From The Makers of Ciagra 0:12
• 4. Beer, Shit, AIDS and Bad Drugs 4:22
• 5. A Band With Benefits? 0:17
• 6. Nothing Says Loving Like A Brutal Dutch Oven 2:57
• 7. I Won The Drug War 0:40
• 8. Al Speaks on the Meaning of Life 0:15
• 9. The Odor of the Floater 7:19
• 10. I Wanna Kill The Black Eyed Peas 1:06
• 11. I Wanna Kill The Black Eyed Peas (Slight Return) 0:34
• 12. Pillow Talk 0:34
• 13. Post Coital Cuddling Syndrome 3:09
• 14. A Message From The Makers of Suppress-a-cuddle 0:39
• 15. What Flavor Is This? 0:28
• 16. Feed The Homeless (To Each Other) 1:41
• 17. I'm From Georgia 0:24
• 18. Retarded Girls 2:03
• 19. Got Meth? 0:20
• 20. Ghetto Biscuits 2:16
• 21. A Friend With Cocaine Is A Good Friend (Until the Cocaine Runs Out) 1:38
• 22. A Nazi and a Jew Bond Over Blow 0:31
• 23. Dick vs. The Department of Corrections 0:39
• 24. Probation 1:29
• 25. Yo, Funbags! 0:21
• 26. Mandatory Breast Augmentation 3:37
• 27. Fashionable Diarrhea 0:09
• 28. Groupies Make The World Go 'round! 2:08
• 29. Hugh Sharts in Cincinnati 0:16
• 30. Clinching When I Should Have Been Pinching 2:57
• 31. I Shit My Pants For This? 0:09
• 32. Good Lovin' Gone Brown 3:43
• 33. Dick and Hugh Decorate Their Shoes 0:12
• 34. Jagermeister (It's Not For Breakfast Anymore) 1:21
• 35. Hormones in the Beef 3:13
• 36. Don't Want No Fingers In My Butt 2:01
• 37. Pornography 3:01
• 38. A Band With Benefits (Slight Return) 0:34
• 39. Dilation and Extraction 4:49
• 40. How To Clear A Room in 5:44 5:44

Tracklisting from Last.fm

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