• 1. Double Shot (Of My Baby's Love) 3:07
• 2. Stewardess--"Upright Position" 0:11
• 3. Candid Phone--"The Reverend" 2:50
• 4. Auto Alert 0:05
• 5. John Revolting 1:35
• 6. Operator--"Touch Tones" 0:15
• 7. Listener Survey 1:07
• 8. Candid Phone--"Red Porsche" 4:38
• 9. Hurt Me Baby--Make Me Write Bad Checks 2:21
• 10. He/She 0:30
• 11. Talking Cars 0:57
• 12. Candid Phone--"7 - 11" 4:45
• 13. Jane Fondle 0:35
• 14. Operator--"#Change" 0:32
• 15. Drive-Thru Window 1:05
• 16. Bo Derek 0:11
• 17. Talent Agent--"Bernie Shelley" 4:25
• 18. Attack Of The Fly 0:35
• 19. Stewardess--"Clothes To The Rightful Owner" 0:12

Tracklisting from Last.fm