• 1. Welcome to the Record 0:42
• 2. I'm the Best (in Bed) 1:42
• 3. Jason Vs Freddy Vs Ash 2:13
• 4. Puckward Nipples the Third 1:49
• 5. On the Third Day, Axl Rose 2:43
• 6. J.S. Giguere is a Robot 1:25
• 7. Texas 0:35
• 8. Dear Dr.Phil 1:40
• 9. Can't Talk Gotta Work 2:15
• 10. Jeff Siemens Vs the Toothbrush 2:24
• 11. Unicorn Rider 2:09
• 12. (The Dr.Phil Callback) 0:35
• 13. Martin Lawrence 2:01
• 14. Born to Minigolf 2:23
• 15. Ramones T-Shirt 0:00
• 16. Female Doctor Anxiety 1:55

Tracklisting from Last.fm